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My Sins Against Gender Stereotypes

In fun on July 2, 2010 at 08:07

This tag is from Shilpadesh and Dip

If you are a woman,

Have you ever wanted something that is considered ‘manly’ ? Like a basketball, a cell phone, a dog, a camera or a new laptop? A new car or motor bike? Ever wanted to be a pilot? A doctor or not a nurse? And the manliest want of them all – The remote! ;)

As a kid did you enjoy playing with a bat and a ball?

There was a time when books were considered ‘manly’, women authors had to pretend to be men – would you say books are still rather manly – women should want to embroider and crochet?

If you are a man,

Have you ever wanted something that only women are supposed to want – like bags, shoes, clothes, creams, perfumes, babies, flowers? A peaceful home and a happy family? Have you ever been afraid of the dark or of insects?

As a kid did you ever want to play ‘teacher-teacher’, cooking or did you like playing with a doll? Have you ever enjoyed cooking? Bought something in pink? Loved chocolates?

  1. I have a younger sister and she had dolls. Every day after coming back from school in the afternoon when we were not allowed to go out, the only games we could play was sit at home and play with the toys she had(read her dolls)
  2. She loved teaching them some alien language and all i could do was just nod. I did not understand a thing of what my young sister used to say. So we have played Teacher teacher 😛
  3. I like to cook, not that i cook regularly but i enjoy it. The way you mix things up and create that perfect taste, its an art.
  4. I like keeping things arranged at my place.
  5. I like cleaning i have mentioned it once here. It brings a different kind of calmness and heals 🙂
  6. Since the time i have been dancing i have started loving and want to own all the dancing shoes 🙂 this guy jameel makes
  7. Ok I have a a couple of pink shirts.
  8. I dont go for manicure and pedicure and stuff but i keep my nails really really trimmed. So much tha ti have been scolded by my mom a lot of times.
  9. I have played games like gallery and also where you cross your hands and hold a partner and go rund and round..sheesh i dont even remember the name of the game..neither what the girls used to sing..all i loved was the giddy feeling 😀
  10. Oh and i like creating new designs with my doodles at the edges of my notebook

I’m not tagging anyone, whoever wishes to do the tag please drop a link in the comments section 🙂

Men rule !! Please adjust

In fun on May 22, 2009 at 05:01

I generally dont feel like posting a forwarded email, but since i have been too lazy trying to make this wordpress blog consistent in font and font- size, go ahead and read this forward. 

Disclaimer: Its just for fun, not my views

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the
rules  from the male side.

These are our rules:
Please note… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!

1.Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1.Crying is blackmail.

1.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!

1.’Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days

1.If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us

1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1.You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
Not both
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

1.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

1.ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1.If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1.If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like
nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle

1.If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer
you don’t want to hear

1.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

1.You have enough clothes

1.You have too many shoes

1.I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh, they deserve so much

Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them an education

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